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Idiot dip

When a guy throws a giant dip, and walks around his parents yelling and screaming like an inbread hill billy. The result is him getting the shit slapped out of him buy his hard ass father.
Jimothy: Hey guy how big is that dip?
Dave: half a can!!
Jimothy: that is an idiot dip!!
by daveball February 25, 2011
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certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020
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Useful idiot

Term used to describe someone who blindly supports his or her government despite its imperialistic behavior.
The last definition was written by a useful idiot.
by octavio October 22, 2006
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idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.
Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."
by figsandcheese November 5, 2009
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American Idiot

Yet another record people love to hate simply because it breaks rank from a bands usual musical direction. Also associated with the "Liberal Media Bias", along with Micheal Moore films, any TV stations minus Fox News, and other scapegoats for peoples mindless hate.
"OMG American Idiot SuX! I don't have the attention span for a nine minute songs! Better go listen to New Found Glory before my head asplodes!"
by Azraith October 4, 2004
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idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.
A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.
by Omar O. Ungh September 22, 2010
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Educated Idiot

Educated Idiot

Does every thing in their will to Obtain Money - Money Wars - Have no Remorse for People - Ultra Egos - Lie - Refuse to tell the truth - Responsible for their Bank Account going up and irresponsible for any mistakes in the long run like £1 Trillion 500 Billion Debt from money from Working Class Taxpayers.

Educated Idiot - is a Politician a University Child who see’s them selfs higher than the Rest.

Educated Idiot - Rich off Tax, Manipulates the People into believing they are Hero’s.

Educated Idiot is the cause of all Crime - Educated Lies - Educated Rumours - Educated Snobs.

What is the cause of all crime - Stress from Money Situations - Manipulating People for money - wheel barrow race for money - Grab as much as you can.

Educated Idiot - Makes a Text Book Idiot by manipulating them into believing what they read in text.

TXT BOOK IDIOTS.
Educated Idiots fighting like Text Book Idiots manipulating the People with Lies in order to Fill their own Pockets with Money, has no remorse for people.
by Johnny be Good March 19, 2019
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