cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

Headset Hair

The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.

Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.

by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015

Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

rouge hair

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body

I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about

by AUWFT August 13, 2016

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

pineapple hair

pineapple hair is a the leaf part of a pineapple coming out of a pineapple, from spongebob, { person who made up this word is anix}

Wow look at the pineapple hair on the pineapple!! (by gachaplays:3)

by Gachaplays :3 on youtube June 16, 2020