The pseudo-hobo is usually a younger homeless man that is homeless not due to hardships or mental disorders but rather from disillusioned hippy ideals and/or an addiction to laziness and often crystal meth. Pseudo-hobos thrive in college towns where they try to land naive college girls, who will offer them a couch to crash on much to the dismay of her roommates.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
"Dude someone has to let me borrow their phone! I just got this girls number on myspace"-Pseudo-hobo #1
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
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Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while
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A guy that you will love and hate all at the same time. Has the most sexyest voice in the whole wide world. You will always want to talk to and never say goodbye. the crazyest person alive and he is my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world.
by the best person ever(maria) September 26, 2009
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or asking for a ride when they have a car but doesn't want to use gas.
or asking for a ride when they have a car but doesn't want to use gas.
example 1: "HEY MAN, THINK I CAN GET A RIDE??, NO HOBO."
example 2: "HEY MAN U GOT ANY WEED I FORGOT MY SHIT AT HOME SO NO HOBO."
example 3: "DUDE BUY ME THESE HOT CHEETOS, NO HOBO."
example 2: "HEY MAN U GOT ANY WEED I FORGOT MY SHIT AT HOME SO NO HOBO."
example 3: "DUDE BUY ME THESE HOT CHEETOS, NO HOBO."
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a bus hobo is someone who lives on the bus/subway
a bus hobo is someone who lives on the bus/subway
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