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flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)
Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper
by I'm poppy May 1, 2018
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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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flat

a thing when girls have a ass flat as a brick wall
man 1: man that girl is flat

man 2: yea she is
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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"
-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats
by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018
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flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs
We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍
by anonymous June 4, 2025
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