Legal Enterprise LLC.

A totally legal operation ran by a cat, 2 toasters, and a few others mixed in there.

This company is definitely not engaged in any illegal activities including but not limited to: Assassinations, money laundering, plane hijacking, arms trade, drug production or contempt of the court
Any discussion hinting at Legal Enterprise LLC. being engaged in one or more of the things listed above will be met with swift action.

Legal Enterprise LLC. owns several orbital kinetic strike stations capable of destroying any point on earth in under 5m.

P1: Hey where did you get that sick 3D PRINTED PIN my dude?
P2: I got it from Legal Enterprise LLC., they are the finest gunsmi~... i mean pin makers ive ever seen

by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022

C M@stA Entertainment

Hawaii based company that doesn't charge for entertainment. Cool DJ's that go around Miliani, Hawaii DJing for free.

Freind 1:Eh Bradahh, who you wen get to DJ at yo party Li'dat?
Friend 2:C M@stA Entertainment Brahh...Free.....And da music good Brahh...get da Techno, Rap, and the Hip-hop Li'Dat. Da Buggahh's a good DJ!!!!!!

by C M@stA December 15, 2008

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

San Francisco Entitlement Blindness

The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.

"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"

by boytshikl February 3, 2013

Glass barbecue enthusiast

Someone who enjoys frying up some good Ol' methamphetamine . A shortnened version is "glass barbie enthusiast"

"I'm not going to invite Dave over anymore, the bloody glass barbecue enthusiast keeps steeling my light bulbs"

by Fatnuselessninja December 14, 2017

Urban Dictionary name entry

You put a person's name in a new word entry because you hate them. Imagine Brad banged your crush. Do what a virgin would do and make a word entry about him. Make it extra salty.

Salted Person on U.D.: I'm making a Urban Dictionary name entry "Brad is a loser who bangs your crush right before she said she didn't to go on a date with you. He smells like beef and actually has testosterone, but it doesn't matter because he is a loser. *sobs*

by LegitimateBiscuit January 22, 2018

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021