Kal-El

Extraordinary Emcee Possesing massive Penile girth.
Kal-El's show was dope last night, and afterwards I watched him pleasure my Girlfriend!
by Rosario Dawson October 25, 2003
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el capitano

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.
Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.
by the_amadaun September 26, 2005
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El Monte

El Monte is a Mexican ghetto city with a very few amount of asians but El Monte is a very ghetto Mexican place.
"Foo that boy from el Monte he's from Flores!"
by Em.princess May 04, 2018
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El Rancho

A zone that a person goes into when they are truly raging. This zone is usually characterized by drunkin hookups in the girls bathroom at random hotels in Key West.
Reba went El Rancho on Spring Break 09
by DDgator December 08, 2009
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El BJ

Euphemism given to the act of fellatio performed in honor of the 36th President of Mexico - El BJ - the younger, lesser-endowed brother of President Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Jose: Do you know what would make this Estado of the Union more enjoyable?

Carmen: No. Que?

Jose: You giving me one of them El BJs that the President is always on about.
by thegrandlebowski January 27, 2011
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el problemo

person 1: "Dude why the fuck would you say that?"
person 2: *posts image of a trollface with "el problemo?" under it*
by MasterDJRE February 28, 2021
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