Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!

by Ио November 11, 2020

Earth

A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.

When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

earth academia

It's like dark academia but with plants

Your style is so earth academia

by lol444444 February 10, 2021

earth pimple

A volcano.

Run, the earth pimple is about to erupt!

by Muffytingstud December 23, 2024

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023

Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 17, 2018