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dirty trade

a homosexual male that is masculine but does not take care of his hygiene very well.
Gay Friend 1: Girl how is trade doing.

Gay Friend 2: He ok, but child we was about to have sex and the room just immediately became funky.

Gay Friend 1: Oh girl he dirty trade.
by actionfigurine September 17, 2018
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dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020
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Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.
Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.
by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021
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Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.
person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything
by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022
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dirty fade

Self taught hairstyle originating out of Kokomo, IN; Similar to a military fade, requiring a #2-3 on the sides and a #4-5 on top, normally performed on friends with the same set of trimmers used to trim your pubic hair.
Fat Cox needed his fro trimmed, so I gave him a dirty fade.
by CSR August 3, 2007
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Dirty Ikhira

The act of taking random objects and shoving them in your anus for pleasure.
Where are carrots ? I think someone did a dirty ikhira
by Dirty ikky November 12, 2020
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Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022
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