cupcake

this is basically a code word amongst the p*do’s. It means “13 year old puss 🐱”

You: “Ay bro I’m bout to get some cupcakes”

Me: “Hell no nigga tf wrong with you”

by edp4448 April 23, 2021

Filthy cupcake

When you make sweet love to a girls asshole and cum inside her, she then farts ever so slightly after you pull out. leaving a frosted cum cupcake sitting on her bootyhole.

I was fucking Sara so hard in the ass I came inside, then when I pulled out she farted cum out and it lay there on top of her asshole like a filthy cupcake.

by Grumpy blumpkin June 20, 2018

Cupcake

To move footlessly into a room with intent to harm.

"Die snake, you shall not cupcake into my bed to kill me ever again!"

"After coming to life and deciding it was kill or be killed, the radioactive tasty treat cupcaked into the room, paring knife held loosely in it's buttercream, ready to attack."

by slee June 4, 2013

Cupcake

When a person facts on their hand and proceeds to like and sniff said hand.

My mate told me he gave himself a cupcake
Yesterday

by Jamese911 September 12, 2023

Cupcake

The COVID vaccine.

They told us that their Plandemic would be over, once enough of us got cupcaked. Unfortunately, some fringe anti-vaxxers are reporting that the effects of the cupcake are worse than getting the Wuhan Flu itself.

by ninetales1234 April 22, 2024

Creamy cupcake

When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.

Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!

by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019

Cupcake

When you Fart in your hand and make someone eat it

Hello fancy a mouthful of cupcake

by Your mum's favourite ;) January 19, 2022