Communist

A starving person.

Dude,since i became a communist, I'm starving!

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023

Cummunism

The public ownership of the means of production, including the means of reproduction

Person A: Are you a Marxist-Leninist?
Person B: No, I reject that moderate form of neoliberal fapitalism. I'm a follower of cummunism. I want the proletariat to own the means of reproduction.

by TrueCummunist September 27, 2023

Communist

A person who always , ALWAYS want you to share stuff with them ( food , pencils , condoms , etc..)

average capitalist American citizen: man , jerry ALWAYS take half of my sandwich. he’s such a COMMUNIST!!!

by Duke Fretzeldrumf The LXIXth October 3, 2023

Communist

A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist

Probably he likes Russian stuff

Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls

Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

Communist

This word if they use it such as I’m a communist it means they are an idiot to use it like communist idiots that means they have above average intelligence.

Them: yea im a communist

You: ew get the fuck away from me

by Randoemji December 13, 2023

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.

Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.

by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023