A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
by Col. Evan April 7, 2008
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Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011
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Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.
by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003
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Get the Colonizer mug.An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
by FTG October 13, 2013
Get the Colonel mug.badly dyed red haired beached whale lifeless except for when eating, often found up or near socially acceptable people asses subsequently cloning herself. Unable to live without drama, filth, extremly offensive odor and disease she has ben labeled an 8.0 on the richter scale. if you see her coming for the love of god take no pictures run for your life!
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