colorado creeper

Everytime you toke on this type of strain it's like getting a surprise wit every hit! One sec you feelin like you jus wasted money on a fat sack n then bam you on you're way to the moon!

Dre: Had ova to the crib. I jus scooped up some of that Bruce Banner!
KC: What's that?

Dre: Is that Colorado Creeper.... be careful cuz one minute you be actin like Bruce Banner n the next you the Incredible Hulk!

KC: HELL YEAH! I'll be there in ten mins yo!!

by QueenBee85 July 30, 2016

Colorado Gone

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.

Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"

by dragonneus June 9, 2016

Colorado cannonball

Three phase projectile shit caused by Colorado green chili.

Mike Colorado Cannonballed Ben's chest.

by shataylor3783 July 14, 2016

Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.

"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

Colorado Cave

When you smoke weed then proceed to blow smoke into your partners anal cavity creating cave

Ay where did you go last night

Oh I went to go Colorado cave Becky

by Crackpipejoe April 6, 2017

color nazi

A person who shuns a certain group of colors for their own personal reasons.

I hate the pink! It's a girls color!! You are such a color nazi!!!

by Fashions April 10, 2017

Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017