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by Dodgeroo2021 December 3, 2021
Get the chavmug. A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum
by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020
Get the Chavmug. by NI Rants November 3, 2019
Get the Chavmug. *Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.
by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022
Get the Chav 2022mug. A self-satisfied lowly dick/wanker face whose sole purpose in life is to cause chaos. In Northern England, this word is used commonly as an insult.
After repeatedly impersonating women over the phone in order to scare others, Ryan was dubbed the local 'chav' of the greater Seattle area...
by outhereforasec December 1, 2019
Get the chavmug. 
A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
by I'm Teh Rel Big Shaq Ting April 19, 2018
Get the chavmug.