captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, Enid Finds Her Father

captain fantasy is the name of a movie character

by suggestions121 August 04, 2008

captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 10, 2013

Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.

Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.

by Get Wrekked August 10, 2019

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass

by Captains cum bucket April 27, 2020

Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

by dangerzone116 December 16, 2011

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page

Captain Galbraith strikes again!

by Adam Adamson May 12, 2008