Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019
Get the Captain lifesavermug. Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
by MoscowRant February 14, 2012
Get the Tuna Captainmug. Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
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by collinbu98 January 17, 2015
Get the Captain Urbanmug. A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 3, 2009
Get the Captain Flexmug. by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009
Get the Captain Biffingtonmug. A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012
Get the Captain's Crewmug. When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014
Get the Captain Hookingmug.