Capitola

Capitola is a small coastal village in Santa Cruz County CA. It was originally meant to be the state capital but lost to Monterey.It is a major tourist destination due to it's stupid rainbow houses and feces infested beach.It also has an entire police force dedicated to keeping out homeless people

Hey lets go down to Capitola to surf in crap.

by bojangles smith March 12, 2008

California Corn Chip

When the male ejaculates semen onto the females skin, where it is left to dry. After this the female peels the dried semen off and eats it.

Tom made Tina eat his delicious California Corn Chip!!

by Mike Fucking Fox February 23, 2009

California Hotplate

When a man or a group of men eat a large meal off of a girl's juicy ass.

Erik and Matt ate a california hotplate off of Kiki's hot ass.

by sexypanda man February 6, 2010

California Easy Bake

When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.

Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.

by Cyber Fox June 19, 2010

Calita

She's into high fives & ninja kicks. She also reads minds and is a wizard. Is part of a secret society of fishermen. Can sell ice to an eskimo and is smoking hot. May or may not enjoy the fun and is kind of a redneck hippy hybrid.

"Oh man I wish I was more like Calita"

by KimosabeT September 16, 2013

The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."

by PLil December 18, 2008

Corcoran California

A small asz town in the middle of no where! Home of some of the dirtiest sluts wanna be gang bangers and talented athletes. Corcoran one of the ghettoest towns in California.. mostly everyones mexican and by the age of 13 most girls are having babys! Most guys there are wanna be players and have no sense in how to treat a lady! but then again there are very few ladies there. Takes you forever to figure out where it is because of the many daries and corn feilds. Because there isnt anything to do there most are involved in athletics and if they dont fxck up they go far.

GUY: Damn that girl is fcking young and shes pregnant!

GIRL: Well duhh she's from Corcoran California

GUY: Where the hell is that at

GIRL: The middle of no where!

by GUTTABAYBEE September 14, 2009