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king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff
person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"
by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023
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Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018
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Loose Butthole

A butthole that is so enlarged it sometimes even falls out. This is achieved by being very very easy, just doing it with everyone. Some can even have their own cities inside of them they're that big. Usually achieved around college age, but it can happen at any time
Brody Frandsen has the biggest Loose Butthole on EARTH!
by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025
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Butthole juice

From a long day with physical labor. Your ass obtains sweat and anal secretians
I worked so hard today. I had tons of butthole juice
by H€rb$ September 23, 2022
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butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
by Treywinmag November 7, 2023
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Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.
Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights
by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025
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poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass
i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday
by mommymaddie September 15, 2022
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