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jack black

My hero and yours.
What is up buddy, I am sending Jack Black my 50000000000 naked pictures.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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black thunder

an indigenous australian who happens to be a ledgend of sorts. he lives in s shed and only comes out at night to scavenge road kill.
1) look its the black thunder from down under what a dickhead

2) BLACK THUNDER caught a bus were all proud of him
by tricky dick September 17, 2004
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black choker

I saw Kyra wearing a black choker, she must give that good succ succ.
by stellaann April 8, 2017
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black woman

A women of potential black African descent although it may not account for their entire genetic make up. They may have naturally curly hair to very kinky and coiled hair and should mixed be counted as black then they may have straight hair as well. Black women, through mixed genes or genetic mutation can have any color hair as well as any color eyes. Most tend to wear no make-up and are naturally beautiful. Black women come from many different regions of the world. And come in all shapes and sizes. Some are not so attractive but many are very attractive.
black woman : I am a black woman from South America.

Ignorant person: duh, so you're African American?

black woman: no I'm a black American

Ignorant person: What? There's black people in South

America?

black woman: *facepalm*
by masteroffacepalming October 14, 2011
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black death

Kids: Chef, what's the black death?
Chef: Latoya Jackson, children!
by RuleNo2 June 16, 2008
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Black Umbrella

Military grade marijuana developed by the U.S. government in the early 1990s. It was believed by military intelligence that the mellowing effects of this particular strand was so potent, that introducing it into the Somalian drug supply would effectively cause the guerrilla fighters to lose their motivation to fight. Unfortunately this proved ineffective, because smoking it gave the guerrillas such a powerful case of the munchies that they began raiding nearby towns to obtain snacks, violently stealing millions of dollars worth of U.N. food relief. The events of this particular conflict were chronicled in the film "Black Hawk Down."

In recent years Black Umbrella has become available on the U.S. drug market, although due to its reputation of potency it's usually avoided by anyone other than experienced stoners and dumb rich teenagers who don't know better.
Gunter: "Hey Miley, I scored some Black Umbrella! Want a toke?"

Miley: "Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night! I wish I had like, 500!"
by MongooseFarmer June 29, 2011
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black haze

tupac died in sep 96 but some people think that he faked his own death. black haze (also known as blac haze) is a new rapper coming out that few people have heard of and sounds pretty much like tupac (i have heard one of his songs called "let me holla at cha") and one of his albums is called Res-Sa-Rec-Shun. the picture on the cover is not tupac but there are some picturs that say black haze and you can make out the blurry face of tupac.if tupac and black haze are not the same person they both sound alike.
black haze and tupac may be the same person? WOW!
by Anthony. April 26, 2006
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