slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005

hidden beaver

Its when you are fucking a girl who so insecure about herself she has to put your boxes on and have you fuck her through your boxer hole.

This bitch was so crazy that she she made me do the hidden beaver with her

by Otis Mildred January 7, 2006

Beaverton, Michigan

a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.

wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.

by callmename September 1, 2012

beaver weasel

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007

Beaverskittle

"beaverskittles"sweet tasting foods that are often found in a womans vagaina. derived from the greek word beeverskitolas which means "sugar pussy" synonymns "candypuss" and "vagsweets" antynymns "sour poos" and "herpes treats"

I cant wait to enjoy a nice beaverskittle tonight...I hope it comes with gravy and cranberries

by 5656e4fdgjlfg January 22, 2010

beeger

another word for blow job , getting head from a chick.
playing the meat flute

man my gf gave me the best birthday beeger ever

by Mr.j131 April 8, 2010

Jungle Beaver

When women don't get a Brazilian wax, or any kind of shaving of the genitalia area at all, that's when the beaver becomes a Jungle Beaver.

I was going down that bitch but her pubes got stuck between my teeth. I turned on the lights and then I saw the biggest Jungle Beaver ever!!.

by Lorenzoloves March 16, 2009