Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 09, 2017

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,

Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.

by Lil_JacknSEA August 09, 2017

electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 29, 2013

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019