Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.

‘What was that’
‘Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’

by Blagblog January 11, 2022

Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

Bagel

Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.

Bagel

by MyDogIsChonky October 1, 2022

Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.

I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022