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Andres

A guy perfect for Zoee. Zoee wants to fuck the shit out of andres
by Dmg Dan November 11, 2019
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Andres

First this is such an unique guy that you cannot find his name in the Urban Dictionary so I volunteered for after all he is my fave.

An introvert guy with a beautiful smile, soothing voice, AWESOME hair and a friendly aura whom when you get to know he shows his video game skills and all of his anime and manga knowledge. He is willing to talk for long hours even with the most weird people as long as they are respectful and funny. He is innocent but test his knowledge and his mind will go straight to the gutter. He is the type of guy to say "I'll never have a girlfriend" when flirting can come very effortlessly to him. He can be very competitive but also so laid back that he will answer multiple texts with just "ja" and "Ok" and he is still such an amazing person that we keep talking to him. He is the type of person to forget both your birthday and age in the same night but will remember your most kept secretes two life times.

Get you an Andres, whether it is as a friend, significant other or talk show host because as I said his voice is very soothing.
"This is my roommate Andres, he appears very shy but can talk on the phone for hours!"
by helenfuzzy September 20, 2018
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Andres

Spanish version of the name Andrew which comes from the name of one of Jesus’ twelve disciples. It means warrior, and manly/masculine. People with this name are insanely smart, extremely loving and thoughtful and are great as partners.
Person 1: Omg who’s that guy over there he’s fine as hell
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
by CuteGIRL3000 March 30, 2021
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Andres

Andres loves cricket
by henos December 16, 2020
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Andres

Smart man but he ain't loyal doesn't get every girl he is treated like a dog because his gf got him on a leash but ayy he still a bitch
Omg look at Andres his gf got him on the leash tight
by Andresthecreatorthetruthreveal December 8, 2017
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Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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Andre

(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
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