Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009

tom herman

A whiny little bitch that complains about everything

The Texas coach Tom Herman is a whiny little shit

by Nibiru619 October 12, 2019

Tom latham

Is a bender who can’t talk properly and has a gay laugh looks like a hairy toe and is very gay normally works at mcdonalds of us a bus driver

Your a Tom Latham your a bender

by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 8, 2019

Original Tom

The politically correct term for a negro who works against other blacks.

This Original Tom mutha fucka straight snitched me out at work.

by UncleMelvin September 25, 2020

Tom and Nynx

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

Tom Mckenna

The name for someone who takes weed

Tom McKenna takes a lot of weed

by Daveyo123 September 12, 2018