a retarded little bitch who thinks it's fun to victimize herself, gaslight her exes and stalk them on every possible social app with her whore of a “friend”
1: oh dude, is that HER?
2: yea that's zoe, i heard she was hella toxic and stalked her ex!
1: she's totally obsessed !
2: yea that's zoe, i heard she was hella toxic and stalked her ex!
1: she's totally obsessed !
by cry abt it :) June 24, 2021
zoe is a really cool person but gets annoyed easily so be careful! they are gorgeous so go find a zoe
by zootedtooted March 14, 2021
Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
by hugothecat November 26, 2021
A beautiful girl that pulls all the guys even though she doesn’t think she’s all that. Boys break up with there girlfriends just to get a chance with her. She usually is a short girl 5’5 or 5’4, hella athlete with tons of guy best friends and a mother to all her friends. She normally likes guys with the names that start with D and she knows how to beat someone’s ass if needed
by DawsonB October 17, 2022
A beautiful girl that pulls all the guys even though she doesn’t think she’s all that. Boys break up with there girlfriends just to get a chance with her. She usually is a short girl 5’5 or 5’4, hecka athlete with tons of guy best friends and a mother to all her friends. She normally likes guys with the names that start with D and she knows how to beat someone’s butt if needed
by DawsonB October 17, 2022
by brruhh December 07, 2021