soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 September 05, 2015
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bad at soccer

Gets an obserd amount of females daily
by Balls225 April 27, 2022
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Bad at soccer

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Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.
Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake
by jherrera1021 December 04, 2017
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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 03, 2020
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Pro Soccer Game

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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