Noah Murphy

The boldest toker the south of Ireland has ever seen. Known for his ability to smoke 9 j’s and still attend his little cousin decos communion in ballymun community parish church.

That young buck Noah Murphy might be my child’s father. — grange moth

by Grangehead2055heartcoldlikeice October 07, 2021

Noah Leonard

A name for an unforgettable boy. He loves music, maybe to much. He’ll steal your heart and probably break it too. Noah is the kind of guys you don’t really need in life, but he’s still there. Even when you don’t want him to, he’ll be there.

P1-who’s that?

P2- that’s Noah Leonard.

P3- who’s Noah Leonard

P1- ummmmmm

P2– welllll

P3- oooooh Noah Leonard, that guys the best!

P1-really?! I hate him!

P2-yea are you dumb?!

by _anonymoose:) February 25, 2019

Noah Barr

5'11 god, loves maple syrup and will always find a way to steal your wifey.

10/10 Chick: Oh my is that Noah Barr.
OG Nev: yeah he's mine though

by PattyBateman55 August 29, 2022

Noah L.

Has so much rizz he teaches twenty dollar unspoken rizz classes and has so much more (gender neutral replacement for bitches here.) than you do.

"That Noah L. has soooo much rizz."
"Ikr? I'm taking his 20 dollar rizz classes right now."
"I think I'm gonna ask him out.

by UrbanDcUser October 27, 2022

noah longo

The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.

I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.

by user20475930475 February 10, 2023

Noah Morgan

Normally a white fuck that pisses everyone off, doesn't say shit but manages to piss everyone off, directly related to diseases like Ebola and the black plague, one of the three musketeers, hits a vape like a concentration camp

No one: "..."
Literally no one: "....."
Noah: "...."
Everybody: "Fuck off Noah Morgan"

by RangaTTV June 27, 2019

Noah tanis

A person who loves women and nothing else

Wow that's a Noah tanis

by Jdkwoet June 20, 2021