Mickey Mouse Key Pass

When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse

Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...

by Cat Boy October 01, 2010

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White Sticky Wireless Mouse

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.

Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse

by E-Z N January 13, 2006

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rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr August 19, 2008

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The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 September 08, 2008

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the old bloody mouse trick

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke

"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by hip's hip March 29, 2003

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