Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.
by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020
Get the Egg Monkey mug.A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
Get the monkey crawler mug.partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.
Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."
Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"
Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"
by bndrs March 27, 2012
Get the song monkey mug.1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
Get the Monkey Titties mug.You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023
Get the Monkey's Blowjob mug.A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)
Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)
Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!
Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022
Get the Monkey buster mug.Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
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