Jeff

Thick

Hi Jeff!

by Ughuirjgiuerjg May 21, 2023

jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif April 20, 2018

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019

Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.

I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad

by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014

Mutt & Jeff

'Mutt & Jeff' is a fictional comic strip by Fisher; 'twas originally called 'A. Mutt'; for Jim Jeffries (Jeff) had not appeared yet.

George: 'Gilbert, would you like to see "Mutt & Jeff"; 'tis a bout Agustus Mutt and Jim Jeffries!'
Gilbert: 'Hey, so George, I'm supposed tuh be mean; so darn da NO!'

by A Man Whom Just Submitted March 23, 2022

Jeff

jeff

my name is jeff

by RealFTG November 25, 2020