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I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.
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Jeff

Hi Jeff!
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
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Jeff

"Jeff" is a reference to a stereotypical character found in a movie or T.V. show written with exaggerated and unrealistic misogyny. This is done in order to showcase a female protagonist, usually a superhero or some other role that might be more male dominated. They often are a writing crutch, replacing depth for the female character with a quick obvious stand-in of generic male villainy, and a stage for the protagonists "Girl Power".

Named from the character "Jeff", in the 1970s "Spiderwoman" cartoon, who was buffoonishly stupid and sexist about Spiderwoman's capabilities.

The criticism inherent in the term is that a well written female doesn't need a comically evil male to make her look good.
The new reboot of Charlie's Angels is lazy. They Jeff'ed all the antagonists.
by Talenthatted December 17, 2022
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jeff ryan

Jeff is the meaning of Slav squad in Cantonese and I know dis will be read by him so follow him @slav boi Steve
by Slav boi Steve November 26, 2018
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jeff bone

A piece of s*** that thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't know a goddamn thing
Jeff bone is a bone is always working on it
by Bone,jeff December 11, 2019
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