by Gary Heckerson November 02, 2022
Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022
by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Gary Radiomac is the editor of New Zealand´s number one newspaper, The Daily Little Man. He is known for being very funky. He lives with his wife Michelle, and children Cheelwak, Malibuhu, and Baby Grandpa. His best mate is deputy editor Mortar Hackieman. Due to his funky reputation, Radiomac is also a word often used to compliment someone especially groovy.
Wow, did you see Gary Radiomac´s latest musical review? He gave a really in depth recount of Grease Live!
Woah dude, slick dance moves! You really have the pelvic thrust down! You´re a real Radiomac!
Woah dude, slick dance moves! You really have the pelvic thrust down! You´re a real Radiomac!
by FunkyWatchdog1983 July 07, 2017
Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput
It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!
by daddy-ted June 14, 2020
a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
GARY "MONKEY" TAN
by your neighborly hackor April 05, 2023