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San Diego Douchebag

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."
Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.
by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010
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Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.
-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.
by mhibma July 17, 2006
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San Jose Sharks

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)
Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.
by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007
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san andreas

The game is a typical overhyped game that the only thing new is more cars and they say the word nigger. The graphics are worse, there is no new things that would make this game better; such as the use of an internal clock, for night and day. Geographically they are the exact same. There are no earthquakes, volcanoes, seasons, or anything that would improve the series any further than it already has. All you do is play it for two weeks, then realize that this is what you did with the other GTA games, then move on.
San andreas is over hyped
by The Legend of Zelda December 1, 2004
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GTA San Andreas

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GTA San Andreas: ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐๐ˆ๐‚๐Š๐„๐ƒ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐–๐‘๐Ž๐๐† ๐‡๐Ž๐”๐’๐„, ๐…๐Ž๐Ž๐‹!
by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018
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San Francisco Speedbump

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
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Tifa-san plan

The fundamental strategy used in Final Fantasy VII Speedruns.

Tifa's weapon, the powersoul deals more damage when near-death, but she also deals more damage if she's under Death Sentence. It works like this:

Critical (yellow) HP: 2x damage

Enemy Skill: Death Sentence: 4x damage

Materia: Deathblow: 2x damage

Together, that's 16 times normal damage. Deathblow also ignores back row, so it's 32 times back row damage. Awesome, huh? And in addition, we equip her with armor and accessories to boost her strength. This is what makes Tifa the ultimate killing machine.
I used the Tifa-san plan for my FF7 speedrun because it is the fastest strategy.
by garlandg July 28, 2009
mugGet the Tifa-san planmug.

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