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Sleepsty-Nine

Sleeping position similar to spooning, but in a 69 position where each person’s head rests atop the other’s knees.
Your breath smells worse than your farts, let’s sleepsty-nine.
by Trail5Crew March 7, 2022
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Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.
We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!
by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022
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Sixty Nine

The sexual position where two strangers or lovers connect genitalia then use tongue or lips.
My generation loves to do sixty nine.
by Mrlit22 October 17, 2017
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.
Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.
by anonymous April 28, 2024
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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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