National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes

by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018

National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th

Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.

by diabitch April 26, 2025

National-Braddahism

National-Braddahism is an Ideology in believing in Pigon Hawaiians should dominate all land on earth, with a independent nation

ho uncle i believe in National-Braddahism

by steavwgwggw May 31, 2024

national prank your kid

May 11

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!

by arararyayay May 11, 2023

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022