cock juggling thunder cunt

someone who is sutch a bitch you cant even stand the whore anymore you hate her so mutch you would rather sufer a paper cut to the eyeball then spend one more second with this male or female so if your looking at a hitious bitch this is the word for you.

seriously she is a cock juggling thunder cunt with her hair she looks acualy like she can take a 40 inch dick to the ass.

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by 101suckmycock September 7, 2010

Avery sucks black cock

A white hoe who will suck black cock for free but when it comes to white cock she won’t fuck it because she thinks she is black she also thinks she is fucking black also she will fuck you if you are her mom here is a thing she will say d for daddy d for daddy d for daddy and she fucks her dad to.

Stop it Avery sucks black cock

by Your mom facts March 13, 2020

five o cock shadow

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation

Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow

by onizzle April 23, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.

-them-Yo im going to do this insane trick in tony hawk later on its going to be crazy!!!11!!!!

-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.

by tyler from the circus December 28, 2005

Rude ass cock sucker

It is when this "friend" only ever screens the other person.

Nolan is a rude ass cock sucker because he never wants to see Taylor irl or talk to her on snapchat therefore screening her Online and irl.

by Fuckboii__ July 31, 2016

No skin off my cock

Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.

A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.

by LordCoitus October 17, 2015

peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).

yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !

by flamingo cave November 1, 2018