Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

by FireStud169 December 3, 2024

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024
