One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Luvly one just

Having a good time or a word to describe a good looking person

I’m on a Luvly one just

by Yoppajust December 10, 2023

One for the Hun

a dead arm or hair pull during a game of scog one two

Katie had this disease and he hair came out getting one for the hun

by Red Pat December 15, 2011

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they tell you not to

person: ''If you go rogue one more time!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue...one''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

limp one

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”

The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit

by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018