You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Thank you in the 90's

A term referring or poking at the idea of sex or anything related sexual activity, it is basically a term meaning:
1. The man's erect penis rapidly thrusting back and forth in the woman's vagina (or an anus).
2. The woman's vagina (or an anus)rubbing up and down on the man's erect penis.
3. The action of the penis penetrating an object or a person.
4. An insertion of the vagina that is pleasing to the woman.

Re:fucking

"hey what did you do last night?"-random guy
"oh,i gave your mom a "thank you in the 90's"all night"-other dude
"fuck you"-random guy

by fat sonofabitch December 18, 2012

Will you do us a favor?

A phrase heard commonly in the workplace when someone of higher authority (usually a stuck up bastard) gets someone of lower authority to do something they cannot be arsed doing themselves.

Margaret: John will you do us a favor? Can you have these 25 documents printed off and bound for me before lunch? Cheers.

John: Of course I would be happy to!

*whispers under breath*

Fat lazy bitch.

by hsssssssssssssss March 19, 2012

You screwed his head

Manipulating the brain / mind of somebody in order to make him think like we do

-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.

-In a short period of time he will do it

by nicolas.stn October 2, 2011

You serve zero purpose

A phrase said by Low Tier God. Some people should do what he says tbh.

Diego: Hey guys, check out this incredible meme *the meme is a skibidi toilet meme*
*Low Tier God appears out of nowhere, thunder starts forming*
LTG: YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW
*a big ass fucking thunder explosion happens, destroying the entire continent*
#relatable

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Do you condemn Hamas?

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

by lettucebeet November 9, 2023