I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

by Rhimjob June 21, 2011

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

i am living in your walls

i am in your walls

Hey Paul, did you realize that i am living in your walls?

by JimJon23 December 13, 2021

nah wat i mean?

"ghetto" launguage or "black talk" for "you know what i mean?"

yous jus made cuz u old nah wat i mean?

by FrancoIsAwesome February 11, 2009

i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

by dahneeoh September 13, 2011

If I Saw You Again

Once in a while in a flash of light
I can still see you fading in the flight
Tell me
Where are you going
Where have you been
I'd still adore you, if I saw you again

If I saw you, if I saw you again
If I saw you, if I saw you
I would adore you then

Years ago we were here
Now you're a world away
And I've been, lost in an empty stare
Thinkin' bout yesterday
I would adore you, if I saw you again

If I saw you, if I saw you again (You know I'd love to see you)
If I saw you, if I saw you again (Oh baby love to see you again)
If I saw you again, if I saw you again

Oh I would hold you
Never let you go
Through the endless night,
We'd discover as brand new lovers
What we have is right

If I saw you, if I saw you again (There wouldn't be a shadow hangin' over me)
If I saw you, if I saw you again (Yeah I've got so many things to say to you baby)
If I saw you, if I saw you
Ooh you know I'd love you then
You know I'd love you then

by Death Menace December 14, 2022