One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

One in a million

I love you

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.

by Out&About November 28, 2021

one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit

i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)

by Owen Ryley December 8, 2017

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020