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Man Van 'O Love

A large van where homosexual activities occur.
Well, hey there fellas want to come inside the Man Van 'O Love?
by dsdg September 11, 2004
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I love you more

When someone is too selfish and thinks that their love is bigger. All they hear is their own words, and the use the phrase, "I love you more" to create doubt in the other person, making them feel inferior to the one who loves the most or more. Clearly it's not you that loves more, because the other person said the magic four words. They said, "I love you more," and that must mean that you do not love as much as they do. Even in a delicate, and caring situation, the power hungry still have to have the last say, and that is ... "I love you more."
"I love you." said Sarah
"I love you more." Said Stanley
Sarah leaves feeling regret and disappointment in the fact that indeed, maybe Stanley was correct. In fact, maybe Stanley is too selfish to hear Sarah's words, "I love you", and he only hears his words. He has needs for god sake, the need of him feeling like he loves ... more. He loves more than anyone else ... because, Stanley, is more superior. Stanley pulls the power card with those four words. Stanley is power hungry.

If you say, "I love you more." You should ask yourself why.
by Seriously Pseudonym October 18, 2016
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real men love jesus

Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.
Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
by Smrff February 3, 2008
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The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.
Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
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i love you virus

A virus hoax about virus found in an email titled I love you, and was started with malicious intent.
Do not believe in the I love you virus, it is fake.
by The trend follower November 27, 2017
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I love living in the city

Phrase taken from the song of the same name by Fear. Commonly used in downtown Edmonton as a way of conveying positive feelings towards the downtown area (ex. upon spotting scantily clad women) or sarcastically. (ex. upon seeing a nude homeless man arguing with a parking meter)
"Jasper ave on a Friday night? Hello drunk college girls!"
"I love living in the city!"

or

"That sure is a lovely pile of syringes in the bus shelter."
"Man, I love living in the city."
by Bent_Razor May 18, 2010
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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022
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