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get slumped

by wowoitU January 18, 2019
mugGet the get slumpedmug.

get berried

by kurtkurt489 January 23, 2011
mugGet the get berriedmug.

getting coded

To get coded is a saying coming from the mobile game Dragonball Z Dokkan Battle. To get coded means you throw your life away for 3 days and don't sleep, just so you can compete with other losers grinding in a competitive playmdoe, just for you to get banned shortly before the 3 days are over without doing anything wrong.
You just saw BrotherRussia getting coded.
by gdlks123 January 2, 2022
mugGet the getting codedmug.

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
mugGet the grandpa cant get it upmug.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
mugGet the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug.

time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
mugGet the time to get on the ferrymug.

get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party
Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked
by rebell88 March 6, 2019
mugGet the get mikedmug.

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