National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”

by smoketreess April 24, 2023

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

National Tree Day

National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.

Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!

by XenoIke October 26, 2019

National titty pic day

On June 25th get those titty pics baby!

Its June 25th which means its National Titty Pic Day!

by krush385 June 26, 2021

National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022