Fuck boob sex

The funniest sentence ever

Dylan: Fuck boob sex
Tyler: Why are we friends

by Superdan333 January 8, 2021

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

brazilian fart sex

Giving a rim job then proceeding the rim job reciever farts in the giver's mouth

I was eating Victorias bodacious booty and I proceeding to swallow her fart, thus initiating Brazilian fart sex.

by Lover boi March 7, 2014

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.

Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?

by brooms January 14, 2016

butt sex in the raw

bareback, back to front, unrelenting anal pounding

maaaahh duuude i got all up in that butt sex in the raw and it was like BOOM

by velociRAPEtor October 2, 2010

southey sex pest

A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer

Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"

by LEWIS SIMPSON October 19, 2017