Horn Dog

A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.

Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.

by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013

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Old Sea Dog

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.

My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice

by Α January 24, 2022

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Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof June 27, 2016

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a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

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