Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

Butt-liquor

Liquor that is stored in the rectal cavity, usually for concealment purposes

Hey man, can you cover me? I've got some butt-liquor and can't get caught.

by Flubbles November 02, 2016

Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room

by Officer Wag November 07, 2015

Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by October 04, 2017

Butt Blinker

When you fucking a bad bitch and you wanna hit the goofy gas, so you stick the bottom of the pen in her bootayhole and rip that mf till it blinks.

“Bro that mf Jake cool as hell, I heard he hit a Butt Blinker on Jerri at the party.”

by chico.mcfreeko July 08, 2023

Butt Sunday

Butt Sunday is where you just send a picture of your butt to every group chat you are in. It doesn’t have to be naked, it can be clothed. Just a butt pic on Butt Sunday.

Connor: Hey did you send a butt pic to the group chat yet?

Chelsea: No, why?

Connor: It’s Butt Sunday, you gotta send a butt pic in every group chat you are in.

Chelsea: I didn’t know that, I’ll get right on it!

by FudgePudding715 January 22, 2024