The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

man booty licker

One who lovesssss to stick his tongue right in your anal

Man that Mitchell Davis is sure a man booty licker

by Yo boi ja'crispy January 15, 2017

Big Man Certified

When Goods, Products, and Services are able to accommodate Big and Tall people.

Be careful with that plastic chair, I don't think it's BIG MAN CERTIFIED. This Ladder is not Big Man Certified, It says the weight limit is 200 pounds.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

Big Man Sam

A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit

Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.

by Alphapeen February 2, 2019

Mr. Funny Man

Anyone can be called this a man or a woman. You call someone this when they have done something dumb or stupid that they thought was funny and you didn’t. Or you could just call someone this just to mess with them.

Are you Mr. Funny Man?

by Zage 2.0 November 22, 2019

Sundance man syndrome

Similar to short man syndrome. Except the bearer of this awful title doesn't have to be short, stubby, vertically challenged or petite. Although short dicked is a common trait. And obviously angry. Usually at the world for getting dealt the short hand, or in this case the Sundance hand. He walks around with his face all red, his chest puffed out, and a chip on his shoulder. With a name like Sundance who can blame him?

Who's that party pooper over there all pissed off taking all the candy from those kids? He's acing like he has Sundance man syndrome.

Whats your friend's name? Moonwalker? Sunscreen? Sunburn? Sun of a bitch? Ohhhh!!! Duh! Sundance! Who could forget that? Silly me!

by Shoshy April 8, 2019