potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.

by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

Shit nose

During 69 eating a girl out may result in your nose being in her butthole area giving the male partner shit nose.

Party douche #1: “Ew, what’s that on Rick’s nose?”
Party douche#2: “I herd Rick and Noel we doing 69, Noel must have given him shit nose.”

by Loyal follower of ron February 16, 2019

Shit pipe

When you are fucking (piping) a girl and she is shitting.

Man she's so fine, I'd shit pipe that b*tch.

by Shit piping god March 24, 2017

dog shit

Street Fighter V

Why are people playing that dog shit game?

by Blackjack May 23, 2017

little shit

Somebody who is annoying as fuck. They think they are funny when they are bland as hell. They have high expectations when they look like they haven't showered in seven years.

That little shit, Timothy is back at it again.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018