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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
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lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.
My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.
by Hope Fully August 18, 2022
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Shaqqing off

"Shaqqing off" is a play on the phrase "Jacking off" just taken from the nickname "Shaq" from someone named "Shaquon". Hence the usable terms like, "To Shaq off" and "Shaqqing off"
"Can't talk right now, I'm shaqqing off right now"
by JlNX November 19, 2023
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Suck Off

What Jetty does to Vyrus
@jettyiwnl stop sucking off vyrus ur cringe asf
Jetty ur so cringe all u do is Suck Off vyrus
by jetty! April 24, 2021
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Off

saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan
Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.
by suicidaltendencies666 November 4, 2018
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