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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
mugGet the gone off kiwi fruitmug.

lisa me off

Something that makes you mad.
Damn, Donald Trump really Lisa me off!
by foofighters88 May 14, 2018
mugGet the lisa me offmug.

stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.
Their a proper stand off half they are.
by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024
mugGet the stand off halfmug.

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022
mugGet the Teeing offmug.

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
mugGet the Shifted offmug.

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past
wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good
by M3 Garand August 27, 2025
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Smacked off your bounce

You're smacked off your bounce
by Bob stephens June 7, 2024
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