funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.

What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?

by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

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sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

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Head-Hush-Up

An insulting phrase; which in of itself is as well a Title. In layman's terms to use this phrase is to confer the postion of being the foremost authority of shutting the fuck up.

*Can also be used with positive intent, like the way rappers use "bitch" in their songs, as if to say this person is the foremost authority on getting people to shut the fuck up*

"You really the Head-Hush-Up."
"Is that the Head-Hush-Up i hear?"
"Head-Hush-Up, whats your job again?"

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Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011

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Dragon Head

When, during the act of lovemaking, the oral component is made to last longer than desired by one of the parties.

"That film spent too much time draggin' head and didn't get to bangin!"
"He just let me keep doing it, dragon head, and didn't come back to pleasure me"

by Dig It Al Ether February 23, 2023

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