The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.
Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.
by AMPM91 May 26, 2025
Get the Papa-Buttmug. When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.
by borkanese May 21, 2023
Get the Kentucky fried brazilian butt plugmug. 
by boombox5050 May 16, 2015
Get the butt nuggetmug. by Deans long lost brother August 25, 2023
Get the Ass buttmug. A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
Get the MEND BUTT CRACK!mug. 